September 28, 2009

I just discovered that sugarfree Redbull while chewing Eclipse Polar Ice gum tastes exactly like Robitussin. #unfortunatediscoveries

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September 26, 2009

All American evening. High school spirit night followed by baskin freaking Robbins.

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September 25, 2009

Yes, I just RT myself. suck it.

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Hey iPhone users! Let’s punish At&t for being shit-tastic and let’s all send MMS constantly tomorrow until we crash them. COME ON!!!

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RT @matttharp Hey iPhone users! Let’s punish At&t for being shit-tastic and let’s all send MMS constantly tomorrow until we crash them.

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Sorry to my coworkers who have to listen to me moan all day.

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flahsmob. tomorrow. all day. iPhone users. MMS

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I got my ass kicked by a 200 lb. Mastiff last night.

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it feels like my back is in the shape of an S.

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RT @mashable Shocker: Microsoft Doesn’t Like Google’s Internet Explorer Killer http://bit.ly/W6KCd AWESOME

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