September 28, 2009

I just discovered that sugarfree Redbull while chewing Eclipse Polar Ice gum tastes exactly like Robitussin. #unfortunatediscoveries

September 26, 2009

All American evening. High school spirit night followed by baskin freaking Robbins.

September 25, 2009

RT @matttharp Hey iPhone users! Let’s punish At&t for being shit-tastic and let’s all send MMS constantly tomorrow until we crash them.

Hey iPhone users! Let’s punish At&t for being shit-tastic and let’s all send MMS constantly tomorrow until we crash them. COME ON!!!

Yes, I just RT myself. suck it.

flahsmob. tomorrow. all day. iPhone users. MMS

Sorry to my coworkers who have to listen to me moan all day.

it feels like my back is in the shape of an S.

I got my ass kicked by a 200 lb. Mastiff last night.

RT @mashable Shocker: Microsoft Doesn’t Like Google’s Internet Explorer Killer http://bit.ly/W6KCd AWESOME